RoryJ's Weekly Ramble

Between the secondary headline and the main articles in columns is of course, the front page headline. The big one. We all know what I'm talking about! This is the star article of the newspaper front page, isn't it? But for some reason it's still boxed into these stupid little columns. Also, did you know you can grayscale images with only CSS? I knew, but I had no idea how easy it is.

This article sounds less professional, but don't worry, that's because I'm not a regular journalist. I'm not supposed to be here! I can actually hear the staff yelling at me through the door right now, though it should take them a while since I barricaded myself in. According to junior Noodle Soup reporter Defín Etelie-Legett, my current approach is "illegal" and will result in my being "escorted from the premises", but so far the filing cabinet has held.